Web Earth Online

This is a simple forum game. It's a never-ending story.
Person 1: One day a wolf ate a burger.
Person 2: The burger exploded.
Person 3: The wolf was Bob modding so it survived but got reported and therefore banned.
And continue forever... Make it as funny or as sensible as you want. I'll start.

One day someone planted a seed.

The seed grew into a doughnut tree!

Homer Simpson came and ate all the doughnuts.

But the donuts were actually bombs and blew up Homer Simpson.

Homer Simpson died and a wolf came and ate him.

Wolf ran around springfield and ate everyone.

And then everyone bloated inside Wolf's stomache, killing the wolf and escaping..

The wolf's pack ate all the people.

Then a pest control van shows up and darts the wolves and takes them to a zoo signed with " rabies enter with caution "

But the wolf escapes!

But then the doughnut tree comes back to the wolves for revenge! (A.K.A, walking on roots)

Thus killing all the wolves because wolves probably don't like sprinkles.

But then the wolves came back to life as zombies and started reproducing to make a zombie wolf species.
(lolsorrycouldnthelpit)

LYSANDER COMES AROUND AND STARTS EATING THEM. But woah woah woah Lysander get a wicked bad stomach ache after eating all those nasty wolves.

Then Firestar proceeds to lift a giant skittle of which she has been crushed by and throws it at Lysander!