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But the MLPs can fly, unlike the lizards.

The My Little Ponies are now angry and decide to meld together, becoming a giant mass of dead limbs that try to grab at anything while bleeding from the seams and growling "Friendship is Magic!"
It then retreats to Russia, because Russia is unable to be defeated because it is Russia, where they eat snow and hedgehogs out of boredom.

They jump. My Little Pony, thats whats for supper! "FREINDSHIP IS NOT MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Russia is easy trampled by my unstoppable lizards.

General Winter takes advantage of the cold-bloodedness of the lizards and freezes them in place, stopping their hearts in the process.

i am the godess of women! YOU CANNOT KILL ME!

Grep42 wrote:These are no -deleted- lizards. 100 feet long apiece, an appetite for destruction, and warm blood so they can keep attacking over and over. Can you really defeat me?

Cold blooded huh?

General Winter turned them cold-blooded.
He's just awesome like that.

Now I'm ANGRY. Grep resurects the most awsome animals she can think of, utahraptor, triceratops, spinosaurus, tyranosaurus, and a unknown horror.

I draw in all of the females and KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD! Kinda like Skillex! *Wink,wink!*

General Winter assumes Unkown Horror to be Nazis, and decides to treat them as he did in WWII.

Ah, but Grep controls her creatures from a far away planet of beings who worship her as a goddess.

Too bad I took all males on the planet and destroyed them! Sorry, Star! Well... Not really. And never correct my french again!

Oh, but they are not Nazies. They are creatures that cannot be described.

General Winter is not a person. It's just a metaphor people use when describing Russian's winter, which is pretty deadly if you aren't all that prepared.. Napoleon and Hitler both found this out when they ordered their troops to go there.
Mini History lesson aside...

General Winter dislikes details. General Winter decides to freeze the earth, and asks Antarctica for help because it is possible.

A giant Star Goat ate the earth, mistaking it for ice cream.