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Granted, but it catches on fire because why not.

I wish my laptop had a better graphics card.

Granted, but your current one AND the better one broke within 2 days, so you are forced to use the worst one.

I wish my parents you never leave me!

Granted, but I didn't like your wish SO much, that I made a sandwich instead.

I wish for a puppy dog made of fire and ice!

Granted, but the fire melted the ice, turning it to water, and the water killed the fire. Now you have no puppy.

I wish for a Mountain Dew.

Granted but it's poisonous.

I wish for a pet rat! <3

Granted, but when I tried to send the rat of your dreams to you, I accidently through it front of a monster truck, and they turned its body into a hunk o' cheese.

I wish that foxesrule gets another rat! :3 Like dis one!

Granted, but Natureheart's cat eats it.

I wish to not have bronchitis.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a diamond.

Granted, but since your cat ate foxesrules mouse, I peed on your cat and your cat broke your diamond.

I WISH THAT NATUREHEART XSPLODED' !

Granted, but my particles came back together, so I really didn't explode.

I wish Wild wouldn't pee on my cats anymore.

Granted, but a skunk sprays on them instead.

I wish my cat would shut up for once in her life. xD

Granted, but once she shuts up once, after 10 minutes she never shuts up again.

Emm...I wish that cat, cough cough, would stop walking over this keyboard.

Oops! Totally forgot my wish! xD

Granted, but you explode 3 minutes after.

I wish for a potato that I can step on.

Granted but you squash it.

I wish my cat never dies!