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Which was uninhabitable except for by Jurassic Park velociraptors, Chuck Norris, and honey badgers because of the large numbers of exploding monster trucks and bacon wrapped burgers.

Then all those things grep said reproduced,creating a new species of dinosaurs xD

Chuck-Norris-Honey-Badger-Jurassic-Park-Velociraptors! We are all doomed! These CNHBJPV dinos invade our universe and nearly destroy every species, even man.

the universe is then saved by elvis presley!

Elvis then changes into a guy named Carrie who impersonates Elvis on hoarders.

Carrie turns out to be a mother of rambuncious twins who lives at the Tipton hotel.

the hotel gets nuked.

They aren't home and survive the nuke!

carrie and the twins are found and are then eaten alive by flesh eating mice.

The mice ate too much so they all died.

the mice come back as flesh eating zombie mice.

But zombies don't exist, so they poofed away. *poof*

A guy named pedro came stole cheese from a grizzly bear.

Pedro died a horrible death from being mauled.

The bear died of a heart attack after being haunted by pedro.