Never-ending story!

[Grep42]

Which was uninhabitable except for by Jurassic Park velociraptors, Chuck Norris, and honey badgers because of the large numbers of exploding monster trucks and bacon wrapped burgers.

[KibaWolf]

Then all those things grep said reproduced,creating a new species of dinosaurs xD

[Grep42]

Chuck-Norris-Honey-Badger-Jurassic-Park-Velociraptors! We are all doomed! These CNHBJPV dinos invade our universe and nearly destroy every species, even man.

[animalguy888]

the universe is then saved by elvis presley!

[KibaWolf]

Elvis then changes into a guy named Carrie who impersonates Elvis on hoarders.

[NatureHeart]

Carrie turns out to be a mother of rambuncious twins who lives at the Tipton hotel.

[animalguy888]

the hotel gets nuked.

[NatureHeart]

They aren't home and survive the nuke!

[animalguy888]

carrie and the twins are found and are then eaten alive by flesh eating mice.

[NatureHeart]

The mice ate too much so they all died.

[animalguy888]

the mice come back as flesh eating zombie mice.

[NatureHeart]

But zombies don't exist, so they poofed away. *poof*

[animalguy888]

A guy named pedro came stole cheese from a grizzly bear.

[Grep42]

Pedro died a horrible death from being mauled.

[animalguy888]

The bear died of a heart attack after being haunted by pedro.