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Granted, but they feed it to another cat instead.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you live with nothing until you die.

I wish I knew a good name for my hamster!!

Granted, but it's still inside of the other cat.

I wish to never feel pain.

Granted, but when you die, you cannot feel it and therefore end up on the moon.. (Don't ask where my logic comes from..)

I wish for my brain to be made out out of potater chips n' gravy!

Granted, but then people try to eat your brain and you have to hide in a concrete bunker with no windows and a small escape hatch for the rest of your life.

I wish to be rich.

Granted, but you are overwhelmed by taxes, can hardly live in a box, are depressed for the rest of your life.

I wish for a healthy hot dog.

Granted, But I forgot to get out of the shower when you wished for this so it wasn't granted.

I wish for a zebra named Zebra that I can ride to walmart and he will fly to the moonnn!

Granted, but on the way to the moon you suffocate and die. The zebra also dies from lack of food.

I wish I was the ruler of the world!

Granted, But the same thing happened as last time, I was in the shower and couldn't grant it.

I wish for a Russian bear on a unicycle! It's nice..

Granted, but it rides off a cliff and dies.

I wish Wild would stay out of the shower!

Granted, but then Wild starts stinking very bad and eventually causes mass human extinction on the planet.

I wish for as much chocolate as I will ever want!

Granted, but it stinks to high heaven.

I wish for a million of these:

Granted, but they clutter up your computer so much that you an no longer move the mouse! You die of boredom.

I wish my dog would stop drooling all over me.

Granted, but he farts every time he comes within 5 feet of you.

I wish I would stop being called 40 and annoying by my fellow Minecraftians...

Granted, but now they are so in love with you that they have started stalking you to your house.

I wish my hair would stop frizzing.