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5. Standing on the top of mount Everest and eating the hamburger.

6. watching someone else eat and say "I finnished it!"

7. Stuff it up your nose, through and out your ear, then regularly eat it. xD

8. Taking the hamburger on every adventure you go on, and then eat it in the end.

9. Naming it Jose giving it a sumbraro and then eat it whith the hat on.

10. Starting a group that worships the hamburger, then once left alone with it break the sacred rule by losing all self control and eating the hamburger

11. having cactus fight with the burger before turning on the humburger and feeding it to a fat guy in a flower costume.

12.
Get a box for your birthday
open it
"OH MY GAWSH I WANTED THAT FOREVER!!!!!"
(A burger)
take an atom smasher and change it and eat one molecule every day
half of the burger left when your 106
stuff the whole thing in your mouth
spit every single piece out cause its the moldiest thing ever
then eat it all over again
spit it out all over again...
(goes on and on and on)

13. Sit down, place it in front of you, and imagine that your eating it.

14. set it on fire then rub it in coffee then lick cookies off of it then eat the cookies then inhale the burger through your nose.

animalguy888 wrote:14. set it on fire then rub it in coffee then lick cookies off of it then eat the cookies then inhale the burger through your nose.

(lol burger cocaine)

Putting it up your but.t

16. Eating half of it like a squirrel then burring it then eating it an hour later.

17. Using a car to run over it, flush it down the toilet, then venture into the sewers and eat it. ?

18. Poke it furiously and when some one asks what your doing stuff it in your mouth and say "Eating my burger! What does it look like I'm doing!?"

19. spray paint it blue before saying you a invented the blue burger. Then dispay it at a mesiem before stealing it and eating it with your face presssed up against the secerity camera.