One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Summerbreeze » Thu May 31, 2012 5:32 pm

Me has a new one! Wearing a bikini, bring your stereo in and flash mob to Justin Beibers 'Boyfriend'

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to show
Swag swag swag, on you
Chilling by the fire whilst we are eating fondue
I don't know about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two



I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on in my arms girl, you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go


Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't
I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe
I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know
I am make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
Burr
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend
You could be my girlfriend until the —— world ends -
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice goin' crazy on this hook like a whirl wind
Swaggie


I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you


If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anywhere you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go


So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need girl
Spend a week wit your boy I'll be calling you my girlfriend
If I was your man, I'd never leave you girl
I just want to love you, and treat you right


If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, never let you go

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Ya girl
Na na na, na na na, na na na
If I was your boyfriend
Na na na, na na na, na na na
If I was your boyfriend!
............If he was my boyfriend!
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Grep42 » Thu May 31, 2012 8:27 pm

AAAAAA!!!! MY EARS!!!! MUST DESTROY JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Myann » Thu May 31, 2012 9:19 pm

get a gorilla costume and chase a guy with a banana costume o:
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby animalguy888 » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:49 pm

Summerbreeze wrote:Me has a new one! Wearing a bikini, bring your stereo in and flash mob to Justin Beibers 'Boyfriend'

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to show
Swag swag swag, on you
Chilling by the fire whilst we are eating fondue
I don't know about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two



I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on in my arms girl, you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go


Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't
I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe
I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know
I am make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
Burr
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend
You could be my girlfriend until the —— world ends -
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice goin' crazy on this hook like a whirl wind
Swaggie


I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you


If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anywhere you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go


So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need girl
Spend a week wit your boy I'll be calling you my girlfriend
If I was your man, I'd never leave you girl
I just want to love you, and treat you right


If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, never let you go

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Ya girl
Na na na, na na na, na na na
If I was your boyfriend
Na na na, na na na, na na na
If I was your boyfriend!
............If he was my boyfriend!



Thats why i hate justin beiber... From the lyrics i have heard so far im thinking "gee (man girl it thingy) how old are you seventeen? Eighteen? or just plain seven? if you really are a man stop singing high pitched love songs involving buzz light year... At least say something like superman,ironman,or thor... a seventeen year old singing random love songs involving buzz lightyear... Not even lessens by michal jackon and elvis presley can get this kid to sing the perfect song."


anyway... heres one way...



Team up with chuck norris and go in thier stealing all the toast and laucnhing at a nearby justin beiber and having chuck norris roundhouse kick him. While that beiber kid is becoming tone deaf and is trying to sing his abc's but is failing at it . The store ends up saying thank you but kicks you out so that the do not get sued by that beiber kid for encourenging assaulting a star.
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Ayashe » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:58 am

130. Declare a Wal-Mart war.
I've seriously almost gotten kicked out for this, but once an employee actually helped me hide. Basically, we used to get a group of friends, split into two teams, and try to take over the other team's favored aisle using whatever we could. (We never used things that we couldn't just put back, of course.) Lawl my base was always the games section, with those particular games being the reason.

131. Go to the mall and yell "Templar!" at everyone who even dares to look at you funny.
Someone once screamed infidel back at me. D; If anyone has ever played the first AC, they'd know Altair is always getting called an infidel, so I was quite shocked and delighted at the same time.

132. Annoy the security guards and then try using Victoria's Secret as your hiding spot.
Works for a while.

133. Be the complete spazz at the midnight release of a game.
It won't be the police or security kicking you out, that I can assure you.
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Swifty » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:50 pm

134: Come up behind people and stroke their neck/arm/back/ect. and coo in a creepy voice: " My precious..."
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Lysander » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:19 am

135: Bring in a fake bow and arrow and sing the American National Anthem in England.
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Foxesrule » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:06 am

136. (Copying the below, really.) Wear a fake crown, make yourself look like the english Queen, go to america and sing Bob save the queen (England's national anthem.)
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Slueth » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:47 am

137. Dress in fursuits, cosplay suits, masks, halloween suits, whatever.
Then bring strobe lights and a shower curtain, choose a random aisle,
Cover the entrances with shower curtains and set up the strobe lights.
Throw a loud, obnoxious rave and invite people from outside to join you.
Hand out masks to the newcomers, and hire your own official security gaurd
to protect your party.
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby animalguy888 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:24 pm

138. Dress up as the dragonborn.Then run down the asles knocking stuff over and pushing over the elderly. All while yelling Fus RO Dah at people and random things.
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby KibaWolf » Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:29 pm

139.Scream "THE FOXES ARE COMING THE FOXES ARE COMING!"While being dressed in Wolf costumes.(DOne with friends)
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby Foxesrule » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:58 am

140.

Get your friends and yourself to all become (Fake.) zombies, and go around the shop going "Ugh...Braiiinz..." nd try and attack anyone you see.
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby KibaWolf » Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:13 pm

141: Dress up like Roxas from Kingdom Hearts and scream,"WHERE'S MY HUMAN?WHERE'S MY HUMAN?TAKE AN X AWAY WHERE IS HE?!"And when u get picked up by security yell,"AGH MICKEY MOUSE!" xD
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby NatureHeart » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:11 am

142. Take balls and throw them an peoples back, legs and arms.
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Re: One million ways to get kicked out of a shop!

Postby umbreongirl2 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:58 pm

143: Cosplay as Belarus from Hetalia and scream MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME to everybody, and beg them to become one with you.
144: Dress as any food item and jump up on the conveyer belt for food when you get to the cashier screaming: DONT WORRY MAAM/SIR, I COME FROM THE INTERNET!
145: Climb the shelves and once your at the top, scream: I RULE THE WORLD BOW TO ME MORTALS and blabber about ruling the world til somebody forces you down.
146: Dress as any animal and run around only making the sounds of that animal and buying the food that that animal eats: ex: Dress as an cow, keep mooing and buying random herbs, not speaking.
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