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What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:40 pm
by NatureHeart
This is a game where someone will ask a question, and someone else will answer it wrongly. You may only ask questions about the forum/game.

Ex:
Person 1 wrote: How do I get my calcium up?
Person 2 wrote:Get parasites.

How do I post?
And so on.

How do I make a nest?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:02 pm
by Cerulean
Gather twigs and drop them on your nest spot using the button on the top right corner when you click on yourself.

How do I play a wolf?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:12 pm
by StarWolf
Lick a tree one hundred times EXACTLY, then run around in a circle while holding a feather and type "I AM BUDDHA" into the chatbox repeatedly.
Repeat until it works.

How do I hold a bison?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:20 pm
by Cerulean
You gotta come next to it and click on the bison you want to hold. Then press the button with the red background and two rams holding each other in a deadlock!

My body heat is flashing and its all empty! What do i do?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:26 pm
by MidnightRose
Go to water and push the bathe button several times.

I cant get my minerals up! How do I get minerals?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:29 pm
by StarWolf
Grab a bone and leave it in a den, and wait for it to expire. Once it has expired it will dissolve into minerals(looks like pale grey or white dots).

How do you find insects?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:35 pm
by MidnightRose
Go inside a empty den and say "Come here, buggy bug, bug!" then a stack of bugs should appear. If not, go to a real person and turn them into bugs by saying "I command you to turn into a bug!!!"

I can only play as a bluebird! How do I play as other animals?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:09 pm
by KibaWolf
Go over to a bear and hit it repeatedly.After doing so,scream, "GO GET EATEN BY A BISON!" After you die,you can play as ANY animal :twisted:

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:36 am
by Foxesrule
Go next to an animal you want to be and press the heart button.

How do I eat?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:57 pm
by KibaWolf
Click the drink button then hit it repeatedly. After it dies, keep taking meat from it and feeding your pet mousie!xD

How do i mate?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:21 am
by Foxesrule
Go up to a animal of the opposite gender and say "HEY WANNA MATE?" If it works, you should find babies/chicks/whatever on the ground. If not working, try until it works.

My solid waste bar is full! What do I do now?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:08 am
by NatureHeart
Go to a large elk herd, and attack a bull. Works every time.

I am a chick and I fell out of my nest! How do I get back up?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:50 pm
by KibaWolf
If u just joined, the mama should come ut pick u up then put u back in. (Yes its true) the npc mother will then give u a lecture. (This rlly happened 2 me)

How do i kill my pet mouse in my den?

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:58 am
by Foxesrule
Go on it's square and say "Go away."

Why am I a rabbit and it does not let me eat my own solid waste? (Wild rabbits do this in real life.)

Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:54 pm
by Grep42
Because first you must figure out how to eat meat as a rabbit.

How do I hunt?