What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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This is a game where someone will ask a question, and someone else will answer it wrongly. You may only ask questions about the forum/game.

Ex:
Person 1 wrote: How do I get my calcium up?
Person 2 wrote:Get parasites.

How do I post?
And so on.

How do I make a nest?
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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Gather twigs and drop them on your nest spot using the button on the top right corner when you click on yourself.

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Lick a tree one hundred times EXACTLY, then run around in a circle while holding a feather and type "I AM BUDDHA" into the chatbox repeatedly.
Repeat until it works.

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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You gotta come next to it and click on the bison you want to hold. Then press the button with the red background and two rams holding each other in a deadlock!

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Go to water and push the bathe button several times.

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Grab a bone and leave it in a den, and wait for it to expire. Once it has expired it will dissolve into minerals(looks like pale grey or white dots).

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Go inside a empty den and say "Come here, buggy bug, bug!" then a stack of bugs should appear. If not, go to a real person and turn them into bugs by saying "I command you to turn into a bug!!!"

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Go over to a bear and hit it repeatedly.After doing so,scream, "GO GET EATEN BY A BISON!" After you die,you can play as ANY animal :twisted:
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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Go next to an animal you want to be and press the heart button.

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Click the drink button then hit it repeatedly. After it dies, keep taking meat from it and feeding your pet mousie!xD

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Go up to a animal of the opposite gender and say "HEY WANNA MATE?" If it works, you should find babies/chicks/whatever on the ground. If not working, try until it works.

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Go to a large elk herd, and attack a bull. Works every time.

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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If u just joined, the mama should come ut pick u up then put u back in. (Yes its true) the npc mother will then give u a lecture. (This rlly happened 2 me)

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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Go on it's square and say "Go away."

Why am I a rabbit and it does not let me eat my own solid waste? (Wild rabbits do this in real life.)
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Re: What NOT to Tell a Newbie.

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Because first you must figure out how to eat meat as a rabbit.

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