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Eh, it was worth it...

What if I... Nothing...

It would not be as bad as the 15 second of my life wasted on drinking coffee for the first time. (I dispise coffee just the smell of it makes me wanna gag now days.)


What if machael jackson came back to life and offered you music lessons?

I'd say yes and then ask if he can get me a rat as Micheal Jackson made a song of Ben the rat.

What if you randomly got 100 pounds, not dollars, then got magically teleported to a pet shop I was in and I asked if you could get a rat cage. The rats only cost £9

Well then you would start complaining about how tasty the rat was to your kittay!

What if I loved Justin Bieber?

I... Would still remain your friend. (I think Justin Bieber is talented, BUT I don't like his songs or anything(no offense to anyone who likes him))


What if... I was a lizard?! =D

I would pick you up, Hug you, Tie fireworks on you, make a catapult and put you on it and tape you down, pull the catapult back while I light the fireworks.. BOOM red fireworks

What if CHIEKENZ A MAH GUD KICHEIN FIENGEZ GIMME SUM DAT CHIEKZIN INGIES.. Is what your chicken sounded like

I would eat it....

What if your dog ate a duckling?

Well, I might just destroy it to keep the galaxy from tipping out of orbit. With my clumsiness it would probably bump into Venus or something...

What if you could buy one dollar, for 99c?

Than the would be completly pontless because instead of buying a doller for 99 cents I could just find a pennie in parking lot and add it to my 99 cents and have a doller.


What if you just randomly burst in to flames within the next 30 seconds? Thus becoming a victum of SHC or Spontaneous Human Combustion?

I would scream, shrivel up, and die.
What if the movie Ice Age never existed?

I can't do anything, cause I never knew Iceage was GONNA exsist (My epic mind is failing on m- x_x)

What if this got song got in your head.
El perro, el perro, el perro es mi corazón.
El gato, el gato, el gato es muy malo.
Cilantro es un cantante muy famoso Cilantro Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo.

Translated.
The dog, The dog, The dog is my heart.
The cat, the cat is very bad.
Cilantro is a singer, very famous Cilantro, Cilantro is the man with the devils cheese.

I would stalk you down, then punch you. Cats are better than dogs...

What if cats weren't better than dogs?

Then I would have to agree. For someone who is alergic to both cats and dogs but can handle most dogs better than most cats. Then dogs already are better than cats. Especially since I used to have the most amazing dog. Who had a very high tolerance level. When young kids would mess with her tail and even have the really young ones sit on her back and still tolorate it. This dog was far better than any cat of seen. In fact I remember her leting us put fairy wings on her to match with my sister who fell asleep next to her.


What if money realy did grow on trees?

Then it would be worthless.

What if I teleported to your house, stole 100 dollars, converted them to pounds magically then magically teleported back to a pet shop in England?