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Well, no more swimming pools for me!

What if Animal guy asked a question instead of talking about science every single little second ? Ps. QUIT ASKING SCIENCE QUESTIONS!

Then I would have never started learning to read 'science'.

What if cheeseburgers turned into rat burgers? Or guinea pig burgers?

NatureHeart wrote:Then I would have never started learning to read 'science'.

What if cheeseburgers turned into rat burgers? Or guinea pig burgers?

Then I could eat a cheesburger without the risk of death. Also there would be no reason for us to be mad at mcdonalds for putting cheese on my burger nearly evey visit even after telling them this. We had a talk with a guy in a suit who works for the company of mcdonalds and has a high rank in the company... The problem has never been solved..






What if Spoon really did stand for Super Powered Octopus Offering Napkins?




P.S sorry wolf paw prints. If I stopped talking about science I would not be me because its one of the things I love and enjoy.

Also everyone on this site plays WEO because they love animals I assume? That means they technecly also love science. Since learning about and studing animals is a science called Biology

(I know. I only love some parts of science... Biology=EPIC. But I like Chemistry too... I LOVE exploding things... )

Then I would just be freaked out.

What if I never got a rat? (I can guess what would happen myself, but...)

Then you would forever beg and beg us to buy you one.

What if I had $1,000,000?

Then I would assasinate you and steal the money and use it to buy a lifetime supply of gyoza from happy at the bay terriyaki.




What if Pigs really could fly?

Then the bacon will go flying! Hah! Anyone, no, just me? Darn it...

What if ants were the size of elephants?

Well, they aren't called elephants for nothing!

What if I was a fairy?

I would mistake you for a masquito and spray you with spray, and squish you

What if Kittens ruled the earth, and puppies killed the kittens, but the kittens came back to life and the puppies made a comericial saying "In a world.. Where kittens.. WERE EVIL! They tear down your houses, they hate adorable mouses, they scratch married spouses, and nom on napkins, ALL CAUSE YOU BOT THE KITTEN OVERLORD >:D"

I would call bruce willus and chuck norris to team up and stop the kitten menace! I would also call a true menace to help out... Dennis! (he is from a movie a saw a commercial for in my childhood. A family orentied comedy from 1993 called Dennis the Menace.)

What if I were to sell a dvd that exist but also does not exist... Pet Shop!

Ps. no there is no little in the title. This is an animated short that my brother in law worked on in college with his buddies. It dipicts the rivalry between a grumpyy chinchilla and and to cool gecko. They are both striving for the attention of a young boy.
'Round 1
Chinchilla runs on his wheel in a way that the ussuall are not capable of. Gecko laughs and in a relaxed manor looks at hsi claws.
gecko wins
Chinchilla displays math skills that would make einstain proud. Gecko takes a spoon and bends it with is relaxe breath.
gecko wins next three or four rounds

Round 5
Chinchilla is fed up and leaves the cage and takes his water feeder and attempts to assasinate the gecko with it. Gecko fell off his branch and is uncouncous

battle end the boy seems to have been scared off.

chinchilla kicks a fat and lazy relitive out of a corner and lies there to take a nap.

Boy comes running back dying to have the chinchilla who beat up a lizard.

Boy takes fat and lazy one by mistake

chinchillia angry

film ends.

It says those who mad this are now working at places as big as pixar and dreamworks.

I would steal it and sell it to disney.


What if... BACONZ R O CULL FYI LAL... That is what everybody sounds like on webearthonline?

WolfPawPrints wrote:I would steal it and sell it to disney.


What if... BACONZ R O CULL FYI LAL... That is what everybody sounds like on webearthonline?

I will eat the bacon! I will eat it! I will it eat! It shall not pass! I will eat it!


What if I were to not share the bacon?

I'd steal it so my 19 year old cat can eat it


What if I ate you?

Foxesrule wrote:I'd steal it so my 19 year old cat can eat it


What if I ate you?

Then you would turn into a patato and be eaten by a greedy ruler's dog as punishment.

What if albert einstain come back to life and knocked on your door to ask how to make a sandwitch.

I would take the tap water and bottle and begin to spray albert, till he learns! People learn through pain...Right?

What if pokemon became REAL! "What kind of pokemon are you?" (Seriously, though, what kind of pokemon are you? I would say im umbreon or Espeon.)