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Granted you discovered that a bear broke into your house trashed the place and ate your pets, your food, and some of your video games. So if you want them back you have to go bear hunting!



I wish I had a puppy and that I could name it Pedro!

Well, Too bad.

I wish for a cat named Nyan.

Granted! But.... it ate its own foot and bled to death because it believed itself to be half poptart.


I wish moose-monkey was Elvis Presley's catchphrase!

Well, wish some more, Animal guy. Wish some more :3

I WISH MY LIFE WAS IN POKEMON!

Granted but Arceus deleted you because you are a thing that shouldn't exist.


I wish had a truckload of Oreo Cookies!

Granted, But if Arceus deletes me then he also deletes your oreos. He's.. Not one to like chocolate cause' of freakin' GHASTLY!

I wish for.... FJDSIULFJKAEFNHPIFK;CATFDSFSAFSFWASDSAF

Granted, but it eats you in your sleep.

I wish that the Evil Genie Game was published for children 7-10. x3

Granted, but instead I sent you this neat post card that made you faint and now your testing for portal YAY! Have fun in Portal 3, Nell!

I WISH FOR NOTHING! Cause' wishing is for nerds! I got a pokemon game!

That's why in the evil genie game...Ahh...

Granted, but this is the EVIL genie game so the evil genie forces you to wish for some maggots that eat humans!

I wish I could take over the world... >:3

Granted, you CAN take over the world. But you may not because your mother says so. :3

I wish for DIAMONDS!!

Granted, But I peed on your cat, AGAIN!, and stole your diamonds :3 Mine.

I WISH FOR A CAT NAMED SKITTLE!

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for a tomato I could scare my friend with! :3

(She is scared of them! x3)

Granted, but Instead I gave you a Potato

I wish that i stole skittle back from Nature!

Granted, but i took it again.

I wish that my new neighbors won't be snotty brats.

Granted..*Knocks out Nature, digs a hole, buries her in a box, put a sandwich in there, and take back skittle.*

I wish for a cat!