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Granted. But it got eaten by dinosaur out of the blue for no apparent reason.

I wish for a pet turtle.

Granted, but it turns into a vampire and bites you.

I wish for an icecream, because I’m hungry.

Granted but it suddenly comes to life, grows arms, and begins punching you in the face. Thus begins an ice cream rebellion.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you use your powers for evil and therefore gets terminated by Superman.

I wish for healthy ice cream!

Granted but it taste like dirt so you decide to go back to regular unhealthy ice cream instead.



I wish I was Immortal!!

Granted, but you live for the rest of eternity in suffering and pain.

I wish the Redwall books came to life and I was a hare. =D

Granted but in the end you are eaten by hawk.



I wish I had a Hamburger in my hand right now!

Granted, but I was too lazy to grant it, so instead you get a tiny baseball. Your welcome.

I wish that I could live forever, so I could fly to the land of warrior cats and be a cat names Silvertips!

Granted, but unfortunately, I could only grant one wish so you can fly. Too bad the government decided to experiment on you.

I wish for a straw!

Granted you now have a single piece of straw grass that was picked at some old dudes farm.




I wish I had a muffin in my right hand and a piece of cake in my left,

Granted, but they're full of black widow poison.

I wish I was a pigeon.

Granted but you ended life as pigeon when you get hit by taxi while trying to cross the street in New York city. The driver then decided to taxidermies' you and hung you up on his wall as a souvenir.


I wish I could visit Australia!

Granted, but since there was so many Koalas, they all attacked you.

I wish for another tiny baseball!