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Granted! The ancient romans are revived in the bodies of cats and prepare to take over Europe with spears, swords, and catapults. But in the end they all get nuked.

I wish I could live on a farm!

Granted... BUT I EAT ALL OF THE FOOOOOD!!

The wish I REALLY want granted is below. I wish for cashews! >:D

I wish that (IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE LAST HOPE STOP READING THIS MESSAGE NOW!!) Firestar was given another chaaaaance! D':

Mmk, but I didn't like that wish, (I have a hate for firestar...) so I made scourge come back to life AND RULE THE FOREST! With Bone. :3

I wish for it to rain exploding acid kittens! And I have a acid- blowing up proof umbrella. AND FOR MORE WISHES! Tee-hee.

Granted it starts rain acid filled explosive kittens. But only from one cloud that is targeting only you. Its a good thing you wished for that umbrella. No one else needs one anyway... just you.


I wish I had a pie!

Granted, but I don't want to bake a pie, so I INSTEAD made you wish for me to get gold, and for you to explode.


I WISH DAT THE CONDOR ON THE CIRCLE MOUNTAINS WAS A BOBCAT!

Granted, but it runs away because it doesn't like the mountains, and the condor returns.

I wish for a site that is SO DARN FUNNY I CRY!! And that is clean.

Granted, but Instead, since there is no such thing, I just gave you a robotic self destructing muffin.

I WISH THAT INSTEAD OF A CONDOR ON THE MOUNTAINS, IT WAS A GOAT! With a goatee.

Granted- But the goat dies from being mauled by the condor. The condor then returns to its rightful place and the dead goat is eaten by the condor.

Granted, but since you wished for nothing, I gave you nothing.

I wish the condor was gone FOREVER! And the goats were the carnivorous species in there place. And the condors have no second chances. AND ben drowned... if you get the reference, coo dos to you :3 I ALSO WANT A GOAT MADE OF 0'S AND 1'S! And 0's.

Granted, but because this is an EVIL genie game, I took out the part about second chances and gave it one. :3

I wish for the skill to actually write a novel!

Well, I didn't like that, so I decided to give you a giant quill and paper and make your dip chicken wing sauce!

Since you wished for nothing you became nothing.



I wish I had some cake!

Granted, but I ate it. :3

I wish for a flu shot that actually doesn't give you the flu!

NatureHeart wrote:Granted, but I ate it. :3

I wish for a flu shot that actually doesn't give you the flu!

Wish Granted. Instead flu shots kill. Not Heal.


I wish I had a magic cake that can only exist when I am touching it. And If anyone else attempted to touch or eat it, It would cease to exist and only return when I wanted to eat it!

Granted, but it tastes terrible!

I wish for a duckling!