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Granted, but if you cook it, you explode.

I wish my Night Fury would be the ruler of the world along side me!

Granted. But then I start a rebellion. My rebels are victorious and I am now both ruler of the world as well as the master of the multiverse!

Let there be cake and bacon!!!!!


I wish you would make me a sandwich!!!

Granted, but you're just left directions on how to make one.

I wish I didn't need to go back to school in a few months.

Granted, because you go tomorrow.

I wish the bread that is currently sliding down my throat tasted like a cookie instead of green beans. O_O

Granted, but it's a green bean cookie...Why do you have bread that tastes like green beans?

I wish I had a Wii U.

Granted. but then a intelligent race of turkeys stole it for reverse engineering.


I wish that "fish+toast-monkey=Nuke"was actual math.

Granted, but it's alien math, and math on Earth remains the same as it always has.

I seriously wish I wasn't sick anymore. It's gotten ridiculous!

Granted, but you get constant headaches now.

I wish my sinuses would go away and that I wouldn't be nauseous, drowsy, and have headaches everyday. -.-

Granted, but your lack of a nose makes it difficult for you to breathe. (You DID say you wanted your sinuses to go away)

I wish for...I dunno, I've wished all I can wish...OH! I wish for more things to wish for!

Granted you wished that you were my butler and it came to pass!


I wish for a pet Jackalope!

Granted, but you find out that it's just a rabbit with antlers glued to it's head.

I wish I could understand Catcher in the Rye. (I need to read it and write a paper before school)

Granted. you can understand the book. But in exchange your primary language is switched to that of the ancient Norse and nobody has a clue what your saying and a ancient Norse language translator is rare so you fail your book report because your teacher had no clue what any of it said.


I wish I could invent a new language called Gibernese, as a combination language of made up gibberish, Japanese, and Vietnamese.

Granted, but nobody understands you.

I wish my hamster would be so bored in his cage at night..

Granted he already is just like you said. But Now is also cursed to be bored for all eternity instead of just at night.


I wish I could go on TV to announce a new doomsday date in 6399 telling the world to shut off the whining and just leave it because we still got many centuries to go for this doomsday date.

Granted, but I blew you up.

I wish... I wish... I wish.... I WISHHHHH! Listen closely... very closely.... CLOSER! My wish is for there to be warrior cats! LET THERE BE WARRIOR CATS!