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This is really quite simple... I'll explain it with an example.

Person 1: I wish I could have a pet dog.
Person 2: Granted but your dog has rabies and attacks you, giving you rabies.. And so forth.
I wish for a pie.

Etc etc etc...

I wish this I never had to go to school.

Wish granted, but you have to go feed the zoo tigers once a week twice a day.... In the exhibit..

I wish for world peace!

NatureHeart wrote:Wish granted, but you have to go feed the zoo tigers once a week twice a day.... In the exhibit..

I wish for world peace!

Granted. But within two generations the world peace is disrupted by north korea once again threatning to nuke other countries.


I wish for a potatoe.

Granted but due to your toe turning into said spud, it got eaten by mice.

I wish that poaching never happened and never would happen.

Granted, but now everyone scrambles their eggs.

I wish for an immortal, kitty that is nice.

Granted, but after you died and it continued to live, it turned evil due to grief and destroyed the universe.

I wish for all the money in the world.

Granted but you are not happy because you can't pay a dog to wag it's tail.

I wish I had a pet rat.

Granted but a cat ate it.

I wish for eternal world peace!

Granted but being that we are human eternal peace was reliesed for two hundred years and then there was mass chaos ensued just before we were hit by an asteroid and died. Even so we did not go extince because we... Colinized mars!!


I wish that the unified language of the world was english.

Granted, but when aliens that spoke a mix of latin, italian, and german (I don't even know...) came looking for peace, we didn't understand them and accidentally started a war that ended in the human races destruction.

I wish I could speak to animals.

Granted but all they ever do is be rude and obnoxious and then they rebel agains humanity and make us and endangered species.


I wish had the ability to kick random strangers to the moooooon!!!!!

Granted but everytime you kick them to the moon, your going with them.

I wish for a wolverine that had wings and no rabies and was immune to everything and couldn't die and NEIGHTER CAN I!

Granted, but the wolverine bites your head off so you are stuck in eternal pain.

I wish I had a pet rat.

Granted, but your rat got ran over by a milk truck. Then they use its body for bread.

I wish for robotic bread!

Granyed but when you take a bite you are electricuted and you die.


I wish (Slash hope!!!) my cat's won't eat my hamster.